absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via suspend)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via retiredgod-blog)

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

(via suspend)

(via bitrates)

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

(via bitrates)

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(via bang)

rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

(via bang)

perriencess:

i wish i was one of those blogs that give people heart attack by reblogging their stuff

(via pizza)